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THF. TRIBUNE. TURNER, OREGON Va Dont Trust Your Butter To Luck. " King's Mate Market mm and con sumer* art Instating on uni- r farm color, now a day«, and no rral dairyman can allord lo trust lo luck any more Krep your butter always that golden June shade. which brings top price«, by using Dandelion But ter color A ll large creameries have used it lor year«. It meet* all State and National Food Laws. Its harmless, tasteless and will not color Buttermilk. Large bottles coat only 35c at all drug and grocery stores By Rosita Forbes Cv> 7 rl|h: br H»*»lt» F orM WNU a«r«ke W * « ILW4ws U , I m AnkarM. Vttmml STORY Christmas Présent? Buy Italian Accordéon W e Im pur«, m t lu . r»- IHklf, h «n «* 1« » u • » • » « • •- gulok ilolivorir «3»«»* lufu* I r** frxM l*Mro VmU a ««A t ml A*«., * ua(«bii*it«4 »•»•. T. Drew Line on Pipât Thcre la a sl(n In a rnvorita eaf* or tha noulrvard Ht. Michel. Parts In Ilia heart o f th* sluilriil quartar, wlilrh remis: “ Lsdlrs ara rrqueated net to Biuokn plpea." Il a s s poatrd a fle r an Irata » a l l e r routrit two «tri atudrnta who rima* a corner tabla In tha aun as a pleasant plaea to ainohe tbelr hrtar pipes and to phll- (SHipblse on Ihs lalest (<iaslp o f tba Latin quarter. Whan You Rasi a Cold Coming On. Taka lo iia tu a BROHO QUININH Tall, tala to work olT tha <-old and to fortify tha a i at » mi au a i nal an aita I al Qft| or Influants. Ida.— Adv l i e who goes slow Is apt to arrtrs too late. Why do so roauv, mntijr bsblea o f to day escape sit the little fretful eprlls end tufaiittle ellnieiita that used to worry mothrrs through the day, and keep them up h alf the night? I t you dou't know the anewer, you haven't dlaroverrd pure, hannleae Cat- turta. It la sweet to the taste, cud awert In the Uttia M U S i And Its gentle Influence m 'm i felt alt through the tiny eyatetn. Not even a distaste ful doe# o f castor oil does so much good. Fletcher's Castorla la purely vege table, ao you way give It freely, at first sign o f colic; or constipation; or diarrhea, o r those many tim e« when you jfuat don’t know what 1« the n u t ter, For real atrkuesa, call the doc tor, alw a ys At other times, a few dropa o f Fletcher"» Caatorla. Ttie doctor often tella you to do Just th at; and alnraya saya Fletcher’s Other preparation! may be Just as pure, Juat aa free from dangeroua drug«, hut why et|>erlment? lie«Idea, the book on rare and feeding o f hahlea that cornea with Fletcher"! Caatorla Is worth Its weight In gold! Children Cry for G a rfie ld T e a W as Y o u r G r a n d m o th e r 's R e m e d y For every stomach and Intestinal III. Thla go<«l old fash ioned herb home remedy for consti pation, stomach Ills and other derango- meats o f the sys tem ao prevalent ttieae days la In even greater favor as a fam ily medicine than tn yoor grandmother's day. Incorrigible Angry IVdeatrlan (lecturing reck- leaa driver after narrow escape)— You'll coma to the electric chnlr some day I Motorist (c a lm ly )— With pleasure. Hr, If you'll let me know when yon are to be electrocuted.— Iloaton Trnu- •erlpt. COLDS —In one day, HILL’S Caacara • Bromide • Qui nine tablets knock a cold. I om vo m fooRog fine. Look for red box. 30c. Ail drujfCi«U» FR OM THg START Rosemary Oeoftoa la vlsltln* tha «ovarnor*s paiera In Kas Sluroeco, with h*r aunt, Lady Traqarlen A yranebman, I»a Vrlaa, m a ta i lova to har lia talla bar of n>a Haiti, a ntystarlooa paraon In tha aarvlca o f tha aúllan. C H APTE R I— Continued "Q oojm l " returned her aunt. "W h at a !?? c f trouble you take to ahock me." "W hen the fw !i g «•©sue out. you won t even dare to acknowledge that you could be ahocked. Heally. Aunt Helen, you ought to make the moat o f me—you don’t know what you 're pn». In f to be let In for when my futurlat cousin» grow up." "M y dear, the whole o f your fe n eration haa forgotten how to make the mo*f o f anything I** retorted the older woman. " I t ’a time you married and aettied d o w n " "T h e guillotino— at twenty o n e !" "Ivou't !*» absurd. You an1d all Kng- lUhnten were dull, hnd no limiflnatlon, didn't know whether they wanted to marry you because your drive waa Juat euftlriently aliorter than theirs, or booauag your Income waa longer— auch nonaenae. Now Captain do Yrlea doean’t even play golf, and. aa for Imagination—" "Yea, darling, lota o f It, I'm aure. Much too much to concentrate on any one woman. No, I don't think I want him as a huabnnd." TLnt night they danced In a hi II mirroundtsl l y M fo H d i er. hea. A fountain apt a alied In the fou rt outalde and the moon made n treílla work o f orange branch««. There waa much laughter, bemuae wur waa ao very d ote. ChaaiM'ura d* A frique». Spnhla and captain« o f artillery con tee ted the privilege o f dancing with Hoaemary In her «haded chlfTona, primroae color to ahow o ff the moon gold o f her hnlr. T h e girl waa reatle*«, for the night wna almost too beautiful, and. though «he did not want IH> Vrlea a « a hua bnnd. «he wanted eoroothlng— eotne- thing In keeping with the Mend o f •avagery and civilisation around her. In time the tw o o f them drifted out Into the garden. "I^et U» go and look at the mountain« ngntu," ted the man. "Some «Iny I ahnll ride aw ay Into th.-rn » " T o solve nil the niyateriea which pttixle u«? MndemolM-lle, you are a grentor m y»tery than the K ald." I V Vrlee 1«Hin«M] nearer. There waa magic In the atlllneaa. T h ? ripple o f the wnter waa like qulckallver pou m l over steel. From the pnlnce came the thrum o f a «fringed ln«trumcnt played by thoae native finger« which «eetn to pluck at the very heart o f the earth. Ttowemnry felt a aurge o f longing, o f discontent, o f excitem ent "H e will klaa me," «he thought, and walked with strndr feet toward the «eat on the wall. " ! don't love him," «he told hemelf, "a t least. I f he ktaeea me I shall know." and «he felt that life wna | running away with her. Hhe hnd no control over anything. The French man helped her up the crumbling etepa. wrapped her scarf around her, and talked to her an he had done to every woman In such constantly re curring circumstance«. Hut to Hoee- mnry it was new. I V Vrlea Judged her a woman. He believed she wna all her confidence Insisted on, all that firm Jnw line and carved mouth accentuate«!. I.ndy Tre- gnrthen bad put the Idea o f marriage Into hla head, but he found difficulty In connecting the "fo y e r" o f hla Imagi nation with anything «o Independent aa Kooemary. II«» wanted her more than he had ever thought to wnnt a wlf«\ hut her c«x»lne«a, her aloofnena antagonised him. Kven now she ap- peared more lntere«te«1 In the mist wrenfha on th«> hllla than In him. "R o se M arie," he said to her, " I can't think o f you n« an Kngllsh girl | any longer. You are the spirit o f this place which haa known ao many loves. The stone« must he ateepe«l in them. Il* w many veiled Indies, do you «o p pose, have leaned e ve r »hla wall, watching for the coming o f a lover?" The words sllpp«*d, practiced hut «In* cere, fr«>m lipa which Ronemnry thought of, suddenly, a « too hot, too arrogant In their demand. She rose sw iftly and. In that moment, I V Vries' arms closed m in d her. "N O T she snh* and struggled ngnlnst him. Rut he was relentless. Woman or girl, he cared n o t She was ulñ for the moment end »he «lindos o f all hla tova« merged on the lips he crushed. Ho «a v e her no time to apeak, no time to protest The pres sure o f hla nrms tnrreased. Itreath- less, liinrtlculnte, her head forced hnrk, resentment rawing In every and- dcnly awakened aense, aho waa the Instrument to assunge a man's lone liness, his exile from a woman he had really loved. T h e girl fought, first against her s elf and him, then, as fear killed the Inchoate pension In her. will end muscles concentrated ngalnat the man. Robbing, clawing, she struggled against the arms which held her, lost her footing on the narrow ledge, slipped, h alf drugged JV Vries with her. nnd, « « he caught at the wait with one hand tn steady them both, she wrenched herself free "T a k e care— yon will hurt yo u rself!"" Rut she was already on her knees on the path below. Stumbling to her feet, hr.'ilsed. disheveled, furious at the lg- lomlny o f her appearance, she ran toward th » bouse. T h e Frenchman follow ed — “ Hoee Marta, cherts, watt u moment— I am sorry- forgive row— mademoiselle, you do not under stand— " For an Instant the girl faced hlin. “ Yes, I do understand," she said. "D on't touch me. I never wont to aee you again." Him flung herself ngnlnst the nenreat door, but could not And tha latch. Im Vrlea bad to open It for her and, with the realisation o f her distress, Ids iiis ii I kmm I r e lu " .'d to htin. "F o rg iv e roe," he eald. "1 love you. Tom orrow you m a il allow me to make my apologies and my explanations." “ N ever," anld Itoaeinnry, and abut the door In hla face. The light waa still green when Itoae- mnry got up next morning. Hhe leaned out o f the open window and celled to a boy who, wrapimd In a white woolen djellalm, sat beside a lemon troe. pre sumably meditating work hut, o f conrse, at soma pleaauntly remote epoch. “ I want to ride," she suld. “ <Jo to the stables and tell llnasau, or any one there, to brtng my bora« to the weat gate— , now, quickly." Puttied, but obedient, for France has trained her Moroccana welt, the youth ahultted away, murmuring a tuna that He Vrlea used to whistle. Iuu»a- tlently, ttie girl struggled Into her whipcord breeches, a sweater, a leath er coat. Hhe pulled on the Brat hat she found, a wld# brown felt, and went out Into air like champagnu. Ttie Brel breath o f It stimulated her. Iloaemary waa conscious o f Immense re lief as she rlattered along the nar row stone path and through the great gala o f the Alinohsde sultana. Hite turned, along the edge o f the city wall, heading for the open country beyond the Mere ulda to tubs. When the olive trece gave way to rolling hillside, as purple ns a Scottish m oor, she dis missed the groom. He went reluctant ly. regarding the big hay anxiously. Rosemary saw him hesitating " I f i all right," she said. "T e ll Hnasan I won't tie out long." W ith a shrug the youth turned toward the city. He was In for a ambling, anywny, he reflected, and hla middle was very empty I Iloaemary, satisfied now that she wna alone, rode aoberly across the roll ing country, hut always north toward the hllla. A fte r a couple o f hours i « 1 W h at’s the 7 Answer------o R ep o rted F inding o f In d ian Rock C arving Medical ^ Sermonettes • a ** W hat la described as the largest specimen o f petroglypha, or Indian rock carvings, In Canada, has Just been reported to the archeological Office o f the Canadian National mu Questions N o 22 seum at Ottawa. This carving ts suld 1— W hat la verbeuu and has It any to be 250 feet long and located Dear W. E. LEONARD, M. D. particular value? Yale, British Columbia. 8— In what state are the Hhoshone According to the report*. It la carved (49, 11X1, Sr W e lK D S i«a i> t ie r C U w s ) I Is? on a vertical face o f reddish rock, sheltered by an overwhelming leitge. . —What Is the most |a>pulsr patrt- “ Things sweet to taste prove tn dl- It la about half a mile south o f the i * song In France? Who wrote It? geetlon sour.” — Richard 11. eestero end o f the Alexander bridge I — W h it President wus known as Hhakospesee's genius rovers the on the Caribou highway, and near ' ltd Tlppecan oe"t whole range o f human experience so the Canadian National railway. A thoroughly that the reader might h— W ho wus the flrst commander In trout flailing trail from which It can credit him with being a well-trained chief o f the Union army In the Civil probably he eeen runs up In Its direc statesman, diplomat, lawyer or even tion. war? physician. We cannot attribute to him Previously, the largest known rock A— What la meant by rationalism? th* in ti' Me knowledge o f physiology carving waa located on the west aide T — Which team won th# Army Navy which been achieved by science o f a seventy-foot canyon about one game last fall? since h me, and which teaches that mile south o f Mackenzie highway, In ell that i taken Into the stomach ts the "N orw ay o f Canada," near Bella 8 Who wrote "L ittle Lord Kaunt- rendered mmedlstely sour by the gas Cools, British Colombia. I f the 250- leroy"? tric Juices. No matter what the na foot carving ta verlfled efforts will 8— How many Justices are there In ture o f the food. It must flrst take on probably be made to have the region the United Htntes Supreme court? so acid form tn order to he used tn set aside as a national monument.— 10— When wna the Federal Council the economy. That the risings o f Boston Transcript. o f the Churches o f Christ In America heartburn, belching», or vomited mat established? ter are sour Is perfectly normal and I I — What distinguished American should not occasion alarm. This S.dentist W ill Spend «lo ry writer Is the wife o f ■ physician sip - 'e knowledge w ill save many a Three M onths on Floe and mot tier o f physicians? mother a fright In the middle o f the A h winter's chIU draws nearer, 12— W here la the region set apart as night when a tired child relieves an would you swap your comfortable the Yellowstone National park? overloaded stomach. A normal stom borne for a dwelling on an Iceberg? ach always hss ad d contents. Its up 18— What portrait painter, the mint That la what John B. Simpson. British sets, therefore, are often best and distinguished produced by America, •dentist, baa Just done, according to most quickly relieved by the u«e o f a died In 11125? Popular Science Monthly. With s dog neutralizing hot soda w a te r- a scant •nd a phonograph for company, he re 14— W ho waa the moat valuable teaspoonful In a glass o f water so hot cently left England with the intention player In the National league last that !t most be sipped, not swallowed o f making hla boma for three months year? down at once. This procedure often on an Ice floe. 15— When was the Erie canal avails to bring re lie f and avoid* the "Sly purpose," Simpson said, “ ts to opened ? necessity o f calling a physician, who gather material for a book on the Ice 10— How many states seceded from should, however, be summoned If the fields. I expect to be very comforta the Union In 1800 and 1801 and what vomiting continues. ble on some drifting Iceberg. I shall were they? erect a fur-lined ten' and warm tt s e e 17— W hat la phyalcs? "A stitch In time save* nine.” I f with an oil stove. I have plenty of lit— Whut la ■ vlreo and whnt Is Its any proverb applies strictly to medi reading matter and a phonograph.” particular virtue? W here his frigid domain will drift cine, It Is this one. The early symp toms o f disease are the ones that can to, Simpson haa no Idea; however, be It)— What la the salary o f ibe chief be met most promptly and success says he has a collapsible rubber boat Justice o f the United Btatei ’ fully. Neuralgias, pains, either local which would keep him afloat In an 20—When does the astronomical or wandering, sense o f fatigue, actual emergenc.' day begin? debility, and a doxen other symptoms. If continued, are nature's warnings Musical Hog-Calling Answers No. 21 that something ts going wrong, and Experienced hog-callera listened 1— On November 19, 1803. should not go unheeded. One does not with astonishment at Edwardsville. 2— Sequoyah, o f the Cherokee*. have to be ala ays searching for such I ll, as Mrs. Amy Eaton uttered the signs, hut should give attention to flrst coloratura tw in e call on rec 8— That arlence that treat* o f the them when they are persistently there. ord tn America. phenomena o f the mind. A form er teacher Every doctor hears o f such an experi o f vocal music, but now an expert 4— lluhhllng Over. ence as this: A hard-working profes raiser o f bogs, Mrs. Eaton calmly fi— W histler's portrait o f hts moth sional man whose life was wholly surveyed the audience o f 3,000 and er was purchased by the French gov given over to books and study, found took a deep breath. “ Sooey-aoy Peeg,” ernment and placed In the Luxem upon consulting hi* physician that he she Intoned on the lower reaches o f bourg gallery at Parts. had but three mouths to live, with a the bog-caller’ s register. She planted 6— Salt lake. destructive disease o f the kidneys. both feet firmly and a high soprano 7— “ T h e Complent Angler“ by Isaak And the prophecy proved to be accu tone smote the ear* o f the assembled rate— which Is not always true o f doc farmers. “ Whoo-oo-oo-hoo-yee I"— hold Walton. 8— It has attained th# length o f 80 tors' dlctums. His delay In consult ing a shrill note and performing the ing his physician caused his end much acrobatics o f a Galll-Curcl— “ Whoo- feet and feeds on mammals and birds before bis time. y e e !" The Judges rose to a man. 9— Fifteen thousand dollars. telling her she had won the prize— a • • • JO—104.200.000. carload of fertilizer.— Indianapolis “ Fat, fa ir and forty." Thus wrote 11— Joseph Hopklnoon, 1798. News. Sir W alter Scott In " S t Itonan's W ell“ 12— Franklin Pierce. a hundred years ago. and sent down 13— A Greek scientist o f the Sixth through the generations, at least o f Mechanical Painting century. B. C. Painting mile-long cables suspended Englishmen, a libel upon the fa ir sex. 14— Frank Dwkhnrt. Tim es have changed since then, amt between steel towers and carrying 15— Sarah Bernhardt; o f French na the statement Is not true o f most wom electric power across a rire r near en today, with their short skirts, no Tacoma. Wash., was a troublesome tivity and Jewlah descent. corsets and bobbed Jinlr. The eman Job ontll a new device was rigged up 1«— Seattle. cipation o ' the sex from the Impedi recently. T w o semi-cylindrical wood 17— As an exciseman. menta o f the past is making them blocks with brushes on tbelr Inner 18— An Interesting plant o f the Sun healthier, prettier ar.d longer-lived facet were clamped on each cable and dew fam ily which bears leave* serv than ever before in history. It la now paint fed Into them from a fifteen- ing as trap» to rupture Insect*. It la only the hopelessly old fashioned one* gallon tank on to p The device was found In North and South C arolina who get to the stale o f Scott women, moved the full length o f each cable 19— W illiam M. Jardlne o f Kansas. by a tiny car in which two men and their number decreases dully. 20— May 8, 1810. M ore room to walk, more room to rode. It coasted downgrade and was Rosemary Qlorled In It! Like a Bey, breathe, and less time spent upon thole pulled upgrade on the cable by a hand Slsrvdsr, Strong. She Crouched on golden tresses, the s n c lr t "glory of crank operating rubber rolls squeez Younger In d an s Turn the Withers, Riding Jocksywlse. w om an"; these changes alone have put ing the wire. w in a blur o f gold nnd white In the dlstnnrei Its minarets were like shafts tipped with emeralds. Rosemary turned round to Itxik at the capital o f western Ialnm. " I don't want to go back— ever," she said aloud, and smiled at the Idea o f riding on Into the mountains. T o re turn would be amaxiiigly dlstnstefut. She drove her heels Into her horse’s flanks with unconscious violence. The stallion responded with a snort. Un used to such treatment, he flung him self Into a headlong gallop. Itoaeinnry gloried tn It I Like a boy, slender, strong, she irouehed on the withers, riding Jockey-wise, forgetful o f every thing but the Joy o f speed. Icing ago they had left the roads. There wns only a goat path sloping toward a ravine. As the ground grew rougher, Rosemary tried to steady the pace, but the horse hud the light snuffle tn Ills teeth. A Imre leaped from behind a stump. The racer shied, put hts left fore Into a hole, and fell heavily, throwing Rosemary onto her head. The girl struck a stone and lay unconscious, where she had fallen. Ttie horse rolled over, struggled to his feet, glanced uneasily at the crumpled figure, snuffled It, then trotted off, a little uncertain on one pastern. F o r a long time the fawn and brown hunillo lay motionless. The aun rose higher, and a rny struck ti i girl's head. She moved with a groan, hud dling unconsciously Into the shade of a rock. (T O ItK C O N T I N P K n . ) Fam ous “ L ast” Nam es on P ages o f H istory “ I.nst o f the Fathers" was a title given by the Latin church to Ht. ltornnnl, who lived from 1001 to 1153. "L o s t o f lot? Goiim " was the title i l t n i to Roderick, the thirty-fourth nnd Inst o f the Vlalgothic line o f kings, who Oiled the throne o f Spnln from 414 to 711. T o rhllllpoemen, who lived from 258 to 188 It. C „ n native o f Arcadia, was glw n the appellation "I.nst o f the O recka"; and he was the last realty great nnd successful commander of the ancient Greeks. "L a st o f the Mo hicans" la the title o f Cooper's novel o f the same name, nnder which title the Indian chief I'n ca s Is persoos*e<l The general Aetlua ha.i been called the "La st o f the Romans." He eh Cited the flrst Invasion o f Attlla by the re- llr f o f Orleans In Haul, modern France, In the year 450 A. O. W ith hla death, which occurred In 454, the last support o f the western empire felt. , Mankind’s Advice The age o f bmnse was ushered tn when ancient men learned to produce a hard serviceable metal by mixing tin with copper. ^ -------------------------— From F aith of F ath ers SIxt” or seventy years ago the Fox Ind' i o f Iowa began the acquisition o f t>.e English alphabet from mission aries. They learned a method o f writing their own language by means o f the English alphabet, separating their words Into syllables. Since there ts only a rough coi 'orrnity be tween the characters as e,. ployed by the Fox Indians and the actual sounds. It Is necessary to restore the phonetics o f tn y Fox text so that the symbole may correctly repre-w-ul them. Hr. Truman Mlcbelson. o f the Smith sonian Institution's Bureau o f Am eri can Ethnology, has been foremost In this work o f collection and restor ation. IHictor Mlchelson, whose work has mnde him the foremost authority on the Fox Indiana, describe* their rlt- unla as conststl-ig mainly o f eating, dancing and prayer. As Is natural with a prim itive people, their prayers Invite material beneflta such as long life, freedom from disease, that the chief's village should be strong enough to resist Its enemies, and that no foe should even be permitted to gossip against the village. According to Doctor Mlchelson, the younger generation now turn these once serious ceremonies Into occa sions for amusement. Up to some 15 year* ago the tribe was ao conserv ative as to resist education, hut It has since grown progressive and all the young Indians are anxious to go to school. The tribe are good farmers and compete with the whites tn the state agricultural fairs. r “ fat, fair and fo rty " out o f the dally picture. Even If they do annoy the bystanding male by powdering their faces In public places and even comb ing their meager locks on the street, the general result I* a flner and more robust type o f woman. The ace limit o f grace and beauty lengthens each year, so that It becomes more difficult to tell at a glance how old a woman really Is. Indeed, some o f the gray- halred om ..ould deceive the “ very elect." TI Is Is as It should he and no "m ere male man" can rightly ob ject. • * • “ Vis medicatrtx naturae" Is an old Latin formula which, being translated, means the power o f Nature to cure her own ailments, unaided by reme dies. W hile the sensible physician well knows o f this ability o f normal human vitality “ to lift Itself up by Its own bootstraps," be does not often tell his patient about It for fear that hta own efforts might be undervalued! The Christian Scientists are entirely right when they Insist that constant fear o f being sick, and worry about it, tend actually to bring on sickness. Such an attitude o f mind prevents the action o f this healing power o f Nature, as does entire dependence upon drugs. Again. It is always true that a hopeful outlook and cheerful temper greatly aid Nature to move on smoothly to a healthful condition. Many minor ail ments that aeera threatening disap pear shortly If treated by good sens« In eating, exercise and sleep. "Glva Nature a chance" should be ever be fore both doctor and patient S TO P CROUP IN 15 M IN U TES Reliable “' * • Stop Coughing The mor* you cough th» w o ri* y o u f » « l nnd the mor» Inflamed your throat an4 lung» become. Give them a chance t| heal. Boschee’s Syrup ha« been givin g relief for »ixty-on « ears. Try It. 10c ard 90c bottles. Buy t at your drug »tor« G. G. Green, In«^ Woodbury, N. J. r For Cots, Bums, Braises, Sores Hanford’« Balsam o f Myrrh Massy back foe bit bottle If aot ■ CARBUNCLES Carboil draws out the core and sives quick re lie f / . CARBOIL G IN C Ñ O V S 5 0 * BOX DONT RUP' INFLAMED LIDS It to rre a *« the lrrtU tloa. I n M IT C H E L L K TB SA LV E. » «Imple, de pendable, «a ie rvmedjr. 25« at all d ru «*i*u . ■ a » A «eebel, lew Tee* fit y SCH O O L FOR M EN Tnwws Iw XUSmtiS. TXADU . rxOfISSlOW E n ro ll a n y tim e. O REG O N Send fo r lite ra tu re . IN S T IT U T E X, M.C. A. Bldg. OF TE C H N O LO G Y FortNuul. u rq o s ^t>R.5THFFOR0fl» olive tar heals lore throat. D o n ’ t cough all night — a few drop* gives quick relief. Never fails. Cold H A U â R UC K U , h e MM and C l1 W . N. U., P O R T L A N D . NO. 48-1927. Dress and Undress Cortlandt Bleecker said at the Racquet club In New York the other d ay: "W omen's fashions are still In spired. I see. by the dictum that the more you take off the more you gel ou. “ Here’s a story: "A lady was on the way borne from a dance when a sharp attack o f pain seized her; so she told her chauffeur to drive straight to Doctor Plllsbury'a. “ Doc Pillsbury examined her and made hla diagnosis. Then he said: * ‘ You have caught a severe chill. Go straight borne, dress aod get ta bed.' ” Croup tvuAlly c o m « suddenly— i t midnight— without warninc- Be prepared to open the dangerously d o*yed throat at once. H ave on hand this physician'» prescription which often brin f* relief in 15 minutes— no vom iting. Used in millions o f home» for 35 year». The quickest known relief for Cough*. Cold» and Whooping Cough I f yo*s have children, get a bottle of this time-tried rem edy— Dr. Drake's Glemco— from your druggist. Only 50c a bottle. Just One Trouble When the Brake Broke The trouble with gossips la that their eyes are never open and tbelr mouths are never shut.— American Farm and Fireside. B iff— Was tt a bad accident? Bing— W ell, I was knocked speech less and my wheel was fa.- ' " I spokeless.— Capper's Weekly. Very Concrete “ Oh, yon Easterners can hoast o f vnnr Bne buildings and their splendid workmanship," said the Angeleno, "hut out my way w e are ao careful ifhnt we put In n building that w e even tn- spe<x every grain o f sand.” "M aybe so," retorted the Bostonian, •■but here In the Knst our buildings go up so quick we hare to use quicksand to mix with our cement before tt solltllllca. Otherwise the cement would he all up In the forma before the nand got In It."— Lon Angeles Times. Snriie and Moths Caterpillar« ’-eared for many gener atlons on pi nts contaminated with smoke product black moths, expert nients t n d li’ fe They regain their natural coloi >vli>’ii placed In their for mer environ nt. Hum W ith our gi cars nnd nlrpl i Home we n o -ong to “ I l li. mm " Famous Applet The Baldwin apple was raised near Lowell. Mass., about 1750. The Jona than ami Northern Spy were grown In New York, the Urlmes Ooiue.: In W est Virginia and the Maiden Blush In va rious places before 1800. The Red Astrarhao was Imported from Russia in 1835. the Rome Benuty was grow * In Ohio by 1848, the Stnymnn Winesap appeared tn Kansas In 1800 and the Delicious tn Iowa In 1895. Longevity of Robine The biological survey says that a* far as Is kuown robins live about ten or tw elve years. Such birds have not been studied closely except those In captivity, but with the banding o f birds that If now being done. It ts hoped that much valuable data will be secured. SA Y “ B A Y E R A S P I R I N Unless you see the “Bayer Cross” on tablets, you are not getting the genuine Bayer Aspirin prescribed by physi« cians and proved safe by millions over 25 years foe Colds Pain Headache Neuralgia Lumbago Rheumatisirt Accept only ’‘Bayer” packages which contains proven directions. Butters No Parsnips One o f the mosl pvrfekt vlktorys yu an achieve over enny man lx to beat ittu in politeness.—Josh Ullllnga. Neuritis Toothache DOES N O T AFFECT THE HEART j Motors passion for motor nd our neglect o f to change the old In m. sweet, sweel « Ran Francisco, Calif.—"1 took Dr. Fierce's Favorite Frexcrtftlcs lit to me. few bottle« up 1« health and strength and helped me la every way I ant fle d to r.ro m m sa« It and I oeunot praise It too highly for the benefit I re- oelved from I t 1 w as reliably In- farmed that all of Dr. Pierce's ru m . dies tre first-etaa* sad squat to afl that ta claimed for th e m "— Mr*. Laura Newman. 1019A Golden G at« Avs. AU drug*1«ta. Tablets or liquid,’ Send 10c to Dr. Pierce'» Invalid^ Hotel, Buffalo. N. Y , for trial pkg. of tablets, and write for free m »dice! advice. Aspirin 1» th« trad» mark of Handy "B ayer" boxea of 12 tablet«. Also bottles of 24 and 100— Dmpflifts» of Mouoacetlcacldwur of SolleyilcaclA B aytr Ifa n a ftctu r»